Help Me

Hi everyone, and welcome to hell. I have four papers due tomorrow. I've lost my purse, which happens to contain both my keys and my ID. And I've met a really sweet, wonderful guy... who happens to be a senior who's leaving in two weeks for Montana and not coming back. Life sucks.

Okay, maybe things aren't quite that bad, but the point is, I can't write a column this week. I have NO time.

Well, that's about it! Back to Edgar Allan Poe and Robert Sternberg (i.e., my English and Psych papers... ick.)



The Countdown 8/25/97

Moving in 9/1/97

Going to Class 9/8/97

Rated PG 9/15/97

Athletes Foot in Mouth 9/22/97

Shaken Not Stirred 9/29/97

Sleeping with the Enemy 10/6/97

Withdrawal Symptoms 10/13/97

Why Duke? 10/20/97

Par-ants Weekend 10/27/97

Halloween 11/3/97

Who Am I? 11/10/97

Travel Guide 11/17/97

Gimmee a Break 11/24/97

Thank You 12/1/97

Campus Camp-out 12/8/97

Apply Yourself 12/15/97

Rushing Back to School 1/26/98

Chi-Omega Land 2/2/98

Aply Yourself Part 2 2/9/98

Three Month Itch 2/16/98

School Daza 2/23/98

Politics and Popularity 3/2/98

They Came They Saw, They Choked 3/9/98

Dating at Duke 3/16/98

Weekly Update 3/30/98

Beep Beep 4/6/98

Extra,Extra 4/13/98

Room to Move 4/20/98

End of the Innocense 4/27/98

Help Me 5/1/98

The Last Hurrah 5/8/98